like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss
(Based on that one text post someone made) What if Cas worked at a pizza parlor and Dean goes there with his family and he means to ask for a double pepperoni pizza but instead he asks for double penetration pizza. In front of everyone. And then he just stares at Cas, and Cas stares back at him, and then Dean realizes what he just said. All he can muster is a quiet groan of "oh nooo".
why did it take me so long to notice what a babe chris pratt is??
The first time I ever saw him was on Parks and Rec, and I was like, “hey, he’s cuuuuute. And funny to boot. Mama liiiiiikes.” And the first time I saw pics of him from GOTG, I nearly snapped the pen I was holding in half.
“This has two sugars in it,” Castiel growls, his voice rough. His head was pounding as he spoke, making it almost impossible to concentrate on the words he was speaking. He was not having a good morning. In fact, he was having an awful morning. Despite the crippling headache he was sporting, he was running on two hours of sleep, his brother was going to arrive in town in a few hours, he had exams in two of his classes, and his depression was acting up. Yes, he was having an awful morning. So, Castiel didn’t mean to shout at the man working behind the counter at his favorite coffee shop, but he did. With his morning as bad as it was, he needed at least his coffee to be drinkable.
The man behind the counter flinches at Castiel’s harsh tone. He forces a smile, though, apologizing, “I didn’t mean to, man. I’ll fix another one up and letcha have it for free, sound good?”
As nice as the offer sounded, it made Castiel scowl. “I can afford a cup of coffee,” he hisses, cradling his coffee. If he had to drink two sugars to be allowed to purchase his own drink, he’d do it. The man behind the counter – Dean, Castiel notes, looking at the man’s crooked nametag – frowns. Castiel knows that Dean just wanted to be helpful, but Castiel was in a bit of a bad mood.
WHY THE FUCK ARE MOSQUITOS EVEN ON THE PLANET THEY HAVE NO SIGNIFICANCE THEY’RE BASICALLY KEVIN JONAS
HOLD IT, HOLD EVERYTHING! Earth is a protected wildlife reserve. Yeah, we’ve been using it to rebuild the mosquito population, which, need I remind you, IS AN ENDANGERED SPECIES. IF IT WEREN’T FOR THE MOSQUITOS, YOUR PLANET WOULD HAVE BEEN DESTROYED AGES AGO.
if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.